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Meet Me In Washington, D.C. The mostly wonderful land of fairy tales and make believe! So you've finally decided to drop a few bucks
A work in progress: Hillary's Uranium Vault You can visit the office where Hillary Clinton conspired to sell American Uranium rights to Russia (no, not the bad Russia that invaded the DNC controlled nation of Ukraine - the other, good Russia located next to Atlantis and Valhallah) as a symbol of her many sacrifices for our great nation. A City of Mostly Peaceful Protests, Antifa Food Trucks and Erection Obsessions BLM, Antifa and January 6 proves we ares special Home to the Greatest ''Newspaper'' in the Nation The Washington Post Statues 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 The National Mall Crime 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Racism and Intolerance 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Civil Liberties 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Joy and Festiveness 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Patriotism 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Education 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Religion and Religious Tolerance 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 FBI Headquarters 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 DC Judges 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 DC Police and Corrections 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 DC Prosecutors 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Dining 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Free Pale Steins and brick work-out weights can be had from the Potomac to the Maryland Seaside, courtesy of George Soros! The Library of Congress Capitol Hill Arlington National Cemetery Smithsonian Museum Georgetown Mount Vernon Old Town Alexandria The National Gallery of Art, the proud home of Edgar Degas' statue "Little Oily and Bloody Dancer Aged Fourteen" Fords Theater The Supreme Court Smithsonian Museum of Natural History The Mostly Peacefulest of Pride We are proud to be the city where BLM and Antifa peace activists converged to mostly peacefully Technology Abounds in D.C. DC is such an affluent and charitable city, that many residents often just leave their old laptops laying around for others to have. Anthony Weiner's laptop. Hunter Biden's laptops. Debbie Wasserman Schultz's laptop... it's as though they were actually leaving them behind for someone else to pick up... As Beautiful As Portland, But Without the Fog If you self-medicate, you're president's got your back: you're in luck in DC. Biden's crack pipe dispensers, rampant drug use and plenty of people to mug give you all of the creature comforts of Portland or Seattle, but with a better climate. The World Envies Our Nation's Capitol Washington D.C. is the envy of the world. I am proud to announce that even the Taliban is so impressed by our great city, that they are considering sending 2,000 of their most courageous soldiers here apparently in order for them to get tips on how to democracize their caliphates. Nah - they - like many other people - are just planning to kill off as many of us as possible - but that in itself speaks volumes about just how great our nation's capitol truly is, and attests to the fact that the sooner we become a Muslim majority nation and imposed Sharia Law, the sooner there will be peace. But in the meanwhile, what better place is there to possibly die from a gunshot, stabbing or suicide bomb, than in the
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